Thursday, May 23, 2013

The "Love in Ya Mouth"


It's here! Summer is here! And so is my I-don't-give-a-shit-I-just-wanna-have-fun attitude. It feels so refreshing - so free. No more am i dragged down by thirty layers of sweaters, cardigans, and whatever else isn't dirty or am I waist deep in itchy, too-tight wool socks. Now my shockingly white thighs (let's get real - they're almost translucent at this point) are making a comeback in the shortest shorts i can find and I've decided that I'm also ditching the bra this summer because who needs one when the size your boobs couldn't even pass as a cornhole beanbag. Wait, I take that back. I will only wear the funnest color bras I can find... and that's a promise. Oh, and how could I forget the most exciting part? My cast is off and I can almost high five my friends, without passing out from pain or screaming in their faces for forgetting that my wrist is totally junked up. My roommates are pretty happy about that though too. I think it's mostly because I can do the dishes again. But that's neither here nor there - it's all about shedding layers, showing some skin, living in the moment, sluttin' it up, and having the best summer EVER!